#WHAT SHOULD STANFORD CALL ME

When my friend starts day-drinking after having thrown up the night before

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When I show up at vaden

Thu, 31 May 2012 17:06:35 -0400

I just think:

When Someone asks why I don't drink franzia

Wed, 30 May 2012 22:21:55 -0400

When i skip ihum then see my TA at Coupa

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When I'm hungover in lecture and nothing is making sense

Thu, 24 May 2012 17:29:27 -0400

When i get to a party and everyone else is already drunk

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:30:00 -0400

I try to catch up like:

When I realized there is only 3 weeks left of school

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:27:15 -0400

first I was like:

then I was like:

When I imagine EBF

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:22:10 -0400

When someone told me they wanted to walk the dish after Bay to Breakers

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Playing Powderpuff

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When I tell my friends from home it was cloudy yesterday so i couldn't tan

Tue, 22 May 2012 19:57:00 -0400

They’re like:

When I pass out before making it all the way home

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My friends are like:

When someone doesn't dress up for a progressive

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When I take adderall before writing an essay

Tue, 22 May 2012 19:16:06 -0400

I’m like

When I got home from Bay to Breakers

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When the Shakespeare Company puts on a show

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When i go to late night

Tue, 15 May 2012 02:01:52 -0400

When 5-sure won't pick me up

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and I walk home like:

During spring quarter

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All my conversations start with:

When synergy runs naked through parties

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I’m like: