#WHAT SHOULD STANFORD CALL ME

When my friend criticizes my dancing abilities

I’m just like: 

when i see people playing quidditch on wilbur field

People watching on Wilbur field

When i have to go to section hungover

i’m like: 

How I feel whenever 680 throws a campus-wide party

When I finally got a car on campus

when someone asks me why I don’t go to the gym

when I get to a frat just as they run out of alcohol

I’m like,

when a frat finally throws a toga party

I’m like,

when all my tinsel fell out