When my friend starts day-drinking after having...
When I show up at vaden
I just think:
When Someone asks why I don't drink franzia
When i skip ihum then see my TA at Coupa
When I'm hungover in lecture and nothing is making...
When i get to a party and everyone else is already...
I try to catch up like:
When I realized there is only 3 weeks left of...
first I was like: then I was like:
When I imagine EBF
When someone told me they wanted to walk the dish...
When I tell my friends from home it was cloudy...
When I pass out before making it all the way home
My friends are like:
When someone doesn't dress up for a progressive
When I take adderall before writing an essay
I’m like :
When I got home from Bay to Breakers
When the Shakespeare Company puts on a show
When i go to late night
When 5-sure won't pick me up
and I walk home like:
During spring quarter
All my conversations start with:
When synergy runs naked through parties
When my friend criticizes my dancing abilities
I’m just like:
when i see people playing quidditch on wilbur...
People watching on Wilbur field
When i have to go to section hungover
How I feel whenever 680 throws a campus-wide party
When I finally got a car on campus
when someone asks me why I don't go to the gym
when I get to a frat just as they run out of...
when a frat finally throws a toga party
when all my tinsel fell out
When I'm the first one to shower after they've...
when i pre game a progressive
5 minutes into it I’m just like:
when I'm hungover and my roommate won't stop...
When my RA reminds me its quiet hours
when I realized we have a beach event this weekend...
When I'm the only drunk one in my dorm
I’m like : But they’re like:
getting 100% on a midterm you didn't really study...
when it’s someone else I’m like: when it’s me I’m like:
When someone tells me about their new startup
I’m just like,
when there's a water slide at SAE
at first I’m like, but after 10 times of crashing into people I’m like,
When i'm trying to find alcohol at an all campus
when it's spring quarter and the weather is great
When people are dancing on tables at TDX
After a night at illusions
When I was a freshman at band run
When I finally find out who my big is
when I have to attend the Greek Leadership...
It really makes me want to
when people try to convince me that admit weekend...
I just answer,
when someone asks me to come hike the dish with...
when it's tinsel time at Theta
we’re all like,
when people ask me what the most important lesson...
I just answer,